Posts by Phil Callaway

First seen in Phil Callaway’s book – 12 Days of Christmas Stories: E-Book It’s a holly jolly time, the Christmas season. That time of the year when complete grumps start…

I just opened a book called The Book of Lists. It includes things like “10 Celebrities who have seen UFOs.” These include Muhammed Ali and William Shatner of Star Trek…

I am a huge baseball fan. As I write, Toronto’s Blue Jays are battling the Los Angeles Dodgers in the World Series. I’m watching with the grandkids. There are wild…

Smile of the Day “Money won’t buy you happiness, but it will help you go looking for it in a convertible.” – Phil Callaway The tallest building in the world…

Have you ever complained? Of course you haven’t. “Uh well, maybe once or twice,” you say. One study claims that the average adult spends five months of life complaining. Here…

A friend has this on his voicemail: “Please leave a message. I am making some changes in my life. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.”…

Dad Joke: In school I learned how to be famous. My teacher told me, “You mess up one more time, you’ll be history.”   My kids always loved it when…

Smile of the Day: What do you get when you cross a cow and a shark? I don’t know, but I wouldn’t want to try to milk it.   When…

A group of tourists visited a crocodile farm. The owner of the place launched a daring proposal: “To whoever dares to jump in, swim to shore and survive, I will…

My son has been a landlord for years, so he can tell you stories of responsible tenants…and stories of renters who refuse to pay and refuse to move. Stories of…