My uncle smoked everything. He puffed on cigars, pipes and cigarettes. He also puffed on staircases. In the year 2000, a federal law banned smoking on all flights. Before that,…

When I ask an audience how many have been doing too much laughing lately, the only ones who raise their hands are kids. If you haven’t had a good chuckle…

If you were given 30 seconds to take a few items before your house burned down, what would you grab? I’d take my wife. And my passport. And my golf…

My wife has been, without a doubt, a kind and compassionate woman. Until yesterday. Yesterday she set before me one of my favorites; Spaghetti and meatballs. This she enhanced with…

A little boy was asked to pray before Thanksgiving dinner. He squinted at the food and prayed, “Lord, I don’t like the looks of it, but thanks anyway. I’ll eat…

I’ve engaged in some ill-advised activities through the years. Chewed tobacco, thinking, this will taste good. Dropped barbells on my nose in ninth grade. I even bought a 2020 planner…