Flaming proposal
If you were given 30 seconds to take a few items before your house burned down, what would you grab?…
A Staple Diet
My wife has been, without a doubt, a kind and compassionate woman. Until yesterday. Yesterday she set before me one…
Can’t Miss Thanksgiving Recipes
A little boy was asked to pray before Thanksgiving dinner. He squinted at the food and prayed, “Lord, I don’t…
Top Three Headshakers
I’ve engaged in some ill-advised activities through the years. Chewed tobacco, thinking, this will taste good. Dropped barbells on my…
Back in the Picture
When the preacher William Willimon was ten he faithfully attended church membership class each Thursday. On Palm Sunday the bulletin…
Life and the 3 Little Pigs
I am an extremely young grandpa. I’m still able to outrun and outjump the grandkids. It helps, that they are…
The great exchange
Here is todays’ Laugh Again Stock Market Report: Helium is way up while paper remains stationary. Pencils have lost a…
5 secrets of a caregiver
During Covid, it hit me that the raccoon always wears a mask and washes his hands frequently. And, if you…
Early Celebration Syndrome
I once lived for sports. Whatever could be kicked, rolled, shot, or thrown, it was my sole focus. Sports taught…