I grew up on myths. Here are five of them: Myth 1: Swimming after eating causes debilitating cramps so wait at least 30 minutes. The truth behind this fable is…

Parents are an endless source of great humor. Especially when you combine them with modern technology. Here are some awkward texts people have received from their mothers. “My Mom texted…

I’m the guy who still has nightmares about flunking fifth grade. I’m the guy who said a quick “No” to the first 30 speaking requests I received. I can imagine a disease for every ache, an Eeyore for every Tigger. And I’m not alone.

I am pleased to announce that I was recently awarded a medal for humility. It’s a huge medal. But still I managed to wear it everywhere. Then, the committee who awarded it took it away. I don’t know why. I guess humility is a bit like underwear. Put it on; don’t show it.

My friend Ed Wallan has more one-liners than Bob Hope. Suddenly, he’ll say with a straight face, “I want my kids to have all the things I didn’t have, then…

Ironies sometime cause me to smile. Like this sign at a mall maintenance shop. “We can repair anything. Please knock hard on the door. The bell doesn’t work.” Ha! Well,…