I am pleased to announce that I was recently awarded a medal for humility. It’s a huge medal. But still I managed to wear it everywhere. Then, the committee who awarded it took it away. I don’t know why. I guess humility is a bit like underwear. Put it on; don’t show it.

My friend Ed Wallan has more one-liners than Bob Hope. Suddenly, he’ll say with a straight face, “I want my kids to have all the things I didn’t have, then…

Ironies sometime cause me to smile. Like this sign at a mall maintenance shop. “We can repair anything. Please knock hard on the door. The bell doesn’t work.” Ha! Well,…

As a kid, I preferred firecrackers to Math textbooks. So imagine the irony of me preparing to speak to 12,000 school teachers this coming year. I hope they’ll laugh. Then…

Where to go when people drive you crazy One Sunday a small boy turned around in church, leaned toward my granddaughter Sophie, slapped her arm and stole her cookie. Sophie…

Do you have some rules? Here are some of our favorites A friend has this on his fridge: “Rule 1: My wife is always right. Rule 2: If my wife…